sniffing:

when people tell you to eat slower or you’ll get a stomach ache

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onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut

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shadow-grunge:

melancoliique:

px-ke:

following back similar

glow & pale

✕☠Embrace †he Evil☠✕

shadow-grunge:

melancoliique:

px-ke:

following back similar

glow & pale

✕☠Embrace †he Evil☠✕

(Source: zjawaa)

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

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